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The 2000–01 UMKC Kangaroos men's basketball team represented the University of Missouri–Kansas City during the 2000–01 NCAA Division I men's basketball season. The Kangaroos played their home games off-campus, most at Municipal Auditorium in Kansas City, Missouri, as a member of the Mid–Continent Conference.
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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